Teatopia

Naked in the City . . .

. . . naked in the beautiful city of Johannesburg that is, in front of the maid.

I almost forgot to tell this embarrasing moment that happened at the end of our trip-- at the very end, as we were getting ready to rush to the airport one last time, fairly sure we had a flight out this time.

We didn't have long to get ready to leave, so James hopped in the shower, and I hopped in the tub right next to it to shave my legs. James finished first and was drying off, when we thought we heard someone at our door. The bathroom door was closed, but we didn't want them to come in our room while we were naked, so James said "let me make sure the front door is locked." Well, when he opened the bathroom door, what we had heard were maids already in the room! James was butt naked and I was completely naked in the tub. I know she saw his wee-wee and my breasts. We were stunned and horrified and she just stood there, equally shocked. We never dreamed they were in the room. Didn't they hear us talking? James slammed the door and we heard them leave. Thank God we weren't in a compromising position of some sort. Remember, we were "trying" to get pregnant folks.

Then, later, when James was downstairs talking to our rep and I was getting the last of the packing done, the same woman came back in! I couldn't help but wonder if she was hoping for another peak at my sexy husband. We still hadn't checked out!

I blamed the whole thing on my husband, who in jumping behind the door so the maid couldn't see him, actually ended up exposing me, as the tub was right in front of the door. I'll never let him live it down. hehe. :-)